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180.晃荡的晕乎乎的(1/2)

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龙小宝看到田秀花刚洗过澡,头发还没干,正滴滴答答的滴着水。那一对大乃子虽然稍微有些下垂,但那两颗紫葡萄却挺得老高。龙小宝趁着这个机会,鼓着眼珠子正想正大光明的看个清楚。哪知道王富贵仿佛吃了枪药一般的跳了过来,老母/鸡护鸡崽的一般张开臂膀想要挡住龙小宝。可由于王富贵的个头比较矮,任凭王富贵如何的遮挡也挡不住龙小宝的那一对滴溜溜乱转的贼眼。

王富贵急了,他踮着脚上前捂住龙小宝的眼。哪知道他一没弄好,正好戳到龙小宝的眼珠子上。弄得龙小宝眼睛一酸,眼泪哗哗的淌了下来。龙小宝闭着眼睛,一边揉眼一边嘟囔:“村长,俺没看婶子啊,你快把俺的眼睛给戳瞎了!”

这个时候,田秀花总算是看清楚来得人是谁了。她一见是龙小宝。心里陡然的轻松了起来,她心里暗想:“揉都揉了,弄都弄了,还怕这狗日的看?”但由于当着自己男人的面,田秀花故意装作十分害羞的样子,扭身就往屋里跑。她那白/花花的大腚忽闪忽闪的颤悠着,让眼睛刚适应过来的龙小宝心里一热,下边突然支起了帐篷。幸亏是天黑,没给王富贵看见。等王富贵看到田秀花窜到屋里的时候,王富贵这才往旁边一闪。他嘴里一个劲的嘀咕:“老子请你喝顿酒,赔大发了,这才叫赔了夫人又折兵咧!”龙小宝不敢言语,只是陪着干笑。

“都进来吧,来得时候也不知道提前打个招呼!”过了一会,田秀花穿好衣服从屋里出来了。可能是由于穿得太匆忙,也可能是天气热得厉害,田秀花里边没戴罩子,这一走起路来,仿佛母猪一般的乱晃着她的那一对大乃子,引得她的两个大乃头也冒出来,顶得衣服上有明显的两个凸点。

王富贵见了一皱眉,他拉着田秀花到了一旁,小声的训斥着:“狗日的,你咋这么臊咧?里边也不戴个罩子,你这不是明显给龙小宝这狗日的看咧?”

田秀花听了咯咯的笑作一团,伸手摸了把王富贵的裤挡:“狗日的,就你稀罕你的老娘们,人家年轻小伙子能看得上你婆娘?”

“这可说不准,俺看龙小宝这狗日的眼睛里仿佛楔进去个木橛子,都拔不出来咧!”王富贵哼哼着,但却没有一点办法。他只能寄希望于龙小宝是个瓜娃子,看不透自己婆娘衣服里边的玄机。

“婶子,这么晚了还来打扰你,实在是不好意思咧!”龙小宝见王富贵拉着田秀花在一旁嘀嘀咕咕半天,他心里也犯了嘀咕:“是不是天太晚了,田秀花这狗日的不待见自己?”

“小宝兄弟,你想得太多了,你婶子可是个热心茬的人,你能来,她高兴着咧!”王富贵急忙打圆场,随后他冲着田秀花说道,“今天晚上俺得和小宝兄弟好好的喝几杯,你去准备几个好菜,再弄瓶好酒!”

“婶子,菜随意弄,只是这酒别弄二锅头了,弄点好的,这二锅头上头!”龙小宝生怕田秀花为了图省钱,再把灌王大孬和马红军的孬酒给自己弄出来喝。

田秀花听了抿嘴一笑:“你个狗日的,鬼心眼子还真不少,你放心吧,婶子给你拿好酒,保准上不了头,滋溜一杯下肚,保证你舒舒服服的赛过天上的神仙!”田秀花说完,趁着王富贵没注意自己,还朝着龙小宝抛了个娇媚的眼神。

龙小宝假装没看到田秀花撩拨得眼神,赶紧把脑袋低了下来。他心里暗自骂:“这老娘们,发臊也不讲究个时间和地点,这场合发臊,被王富贵给逮住,自己可真是吃不了兜着走!”

王富贵拉着龙小宝在堂屋唠嗑等着。田秀花今天还真下功夫了,她到灶房里生起火,不大一会功夫,就端上来三盘菜。一盘黄澄澄的炒鸡蛋,一盘酸爽可口的醋溜土豆丝,还有一盘是炒得火候刚刚好-->>

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