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第231章 把丧龙和山魁安排在公司里上班,两人都干保安(2/2)

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几分钟后黑豹和丧龙等人也都听明白了,黑豹抬起酒瓶敬向云海“老大就是老大,萧氏大小姐能做你学生,那真是她的幸运”

这话说的云海一阵尴尬“你特么嘴越来越会说了,说的老子都害羞了”但还是举起酒瓶与黑豹碰了下。

而丧龙和山魁两眼放光的看着云海“老大,那你让我们去公司里做什么呢?”

别怪这两人激动,因为他们做梦都没想过自己有一天能进公司上班,对于普通人来说这很正常,但对于这些双手沾满鲜血的杀手来说,这是不敢想的。

云海先看向山魁,然后摸了摸下巴“你身材这么好,这样吧,就来我们公司做保安吧”

这话说的山魁急忙憨笑点头“嘿嘿,好的,老大让我做什么我就做什么”

而这时丧龙也急了,急忙伸手对着自己说道“老大,我,我呢?我做什么?”

闻言云海再次打量丧龙,然后轻笑了下“你小子这么帅,不做保安可惜了,你和山魁一样做保安吧”

这话说的丧龙有些泄气“不是吧,老大,我这种人才做保安多不合适啊,你看看要不给我来个什么部门经理啥的吧,我不嫌弃”

这话说的云海再次轻笑了下“你还不嫌弃呢?”

说完抽了口烟“这样吧,以后你就是我们公司保安部经理了”

这话才让丧龙再次激动起来“老大万岁,哈哈,那咱们公司有多少保安啊”

闻言云海耸了耸肩,指了指山魁说道“就你和他”

“靠,不是吧,那还不是保安嘛”丧龙再次泄气了。

云海弹了弹烟灰“别废话了,你就说干不干吧?不干的话我可不管你啦”

这话说的丧龙再次急忙点头笑道“干干干,老大你都发话了我能不干嘛,就让我干保洁我也也愿意啊”

看着丧龙的反应,云海乐呵一笑“这建议不错,以后可以考虑”

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